Let's get to it. These are my top three picks for best looks of the night:
MARGOT ROBBIE: No idea who this gal is, but she looks stunning. (Apparently she was in The Wolf of Wall Street...)
EMMA ROBERTS: She comes from high class Hollywood stock (niece of Julia Roberts, which = nepotism), and she was not that good in We're The Millers, and I've read she is kind of insane, but she looks beautiful.
JULIANA MARGULIES: I am not sure that I even love this dress, but I find it so flattering on her, and just spot on for her body and her look. Truth be told, I am a sucker for a plunging neckline (unless there are big boobs involved--then it gets a little porntasic for my taste).
I also loved ROBIN WRIGHT, AMY ADAMS, MARIA MENOUNOS (a little I Dream of Genie, but I dig it), and SARAH PAULSON.
And these are the three women who probably should have stayed home:
JOANNA NEWSOM: Also had no idea who she was (professional harpist and Adam Sandberg's wife--thank you Wikipedia), but whoever she is, this is a fashion crime of epic proportions or a very touching homage to Gone With The Wind.
HEIDI KLUM: 1992 called and they want their choker back.
BERNICE BEJO: And, because someone had to give Joanna Newsom a run for her money in the "too much fabric department," Bernice decided to step up.
Just for fun, and because the pregnant ladies were out last night (woo-hoo, mammas), here is my ranking for pregnancy looks:
DREW BARRYMORE'S Ranking: UNFORTUNATE.
KERRY WASHINGTON'S Ranking: Getting warmer, but could have done with a little more bump flaunting.
OLIVIA WILDE'S Ranking: Full on smoke show. Now, ladies, that is how you rock a baby bump.
Can't wait for all the awards shows to come so we can praise and pan in equal measure. Hope your week is off to a great start.